hey totally butting into conversations here 

but my friends call me the official cock block because i always cock block

the more you know

Psa

I’m home and will be on soon 😘

lexi—cameron:

You guys! I mean I promised I’d be better!

Lets see how long it’ll last 😘

fckaubrie:

sarahfuckingevans:

It really good to be writing again.

You write?

I’m a reporter.

This place is till boring at fuck,

justin—michaels:

sarahfuckingevans:

justin—michaels:

 

You’re just jealous that he has gabby and you don’t. I probably get more vagina then you so.

I am so jealous and you go get all the pussy. 

You’re jealous that he has gabby and you don’t.

Yes Sarah. Yes. You are so very right.

I always am.

This place is till boring at fuck,

justin—michaels:

 

You’re just jealous that he has gabby and you don’t. I probably get more vagina then you so.

I am so jealous and you go get all the pussy. 

You’re jealous that he has gabby and you don’t.

This place is till boring at fuck,

justin—michaels:

 

He’s a great guy.

I bet he is. I mean I know you love the vagina and he clearly has one. 

You’re just jealous that he has gabby and you don’t. I probably get more vagina then you so.

This place is till boring at fuck,

justin—michaels:

 

He’s my boss.

Great, Sarah.

He’s a great guy.

jessie-banks:

I’m in so much pain right now I honestly think I wanna throw myself out of this car

Kip nips baby are you okay?

This place is till boring at fuck,

justin—michaels:

 

Max Clark? Brown hair, kinda tall?

Yeah.

He’s my boss.