melissamcmann:

sarahfuckingevans:

Other then a burnt left boob, I think I’ll live.

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At least it wasn’t both boobs right?

melissamcmann:

sarahfuckingevans:

Yeah, because fourteen year olds are a real turn on for me.

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Dude it was a joke. Are you okay?

melissamcmann:

Shoutout to the kid who made me spill coffee on my shirt.

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Seems likes a real charmer, did you get his number?

lolaasands:

sarahfuckingevans:

I agree completely.

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Dogs are adorable.

Bad Day

melissamcmann:

sarahfuckingevans:

"Well, you should be more careful, sweetie, or might just run into someone whose in a worse mood then I am." Melissa’s voice was sickeningly sweet as she addressed the girl.

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"Don’t tell me what to do." She said rolling her eyes, "Trust me I’ve handled worse." Sarah said keeping her face straight.

Bad Day

melissamcmann:

sarahfuckingevans:

"It’s just rain, it’s not like it should impair your vision." Melissa snapped at the girl who had just bumped into her.

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"Listen at least I apologized and didn’t just completely ignore you." The girl snapped back before shaking her head, "Once again sorry for bumping into you, your highness."

Bad Day

melissamcmann:

Melissa waved her arm wildly in the air in an attempt to get a taxi. She was having no luck today— first, some plimple faced kids made her spill her morning coffee and every time she would actually get a taxi to pull over someone would steal it from her. Right when she thought it couldn’t get any worse a plump rain drop hit the bridge of her nose and a low rumble echoed through the sky. Wow, aren’t I the luckiest person ever.

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Sarah sighed softly as she walked out of work, looking up at the sky she groaned when she saw the sky was grey. Of course it was going to rain on the day she decided to walk. Walking down the street the girl accidentally bumped into someone, “Shit sorry.”

Dogs are life.

sawyercollinsrp:

I woke up to a storm going on outside… Uh oh.

Yeah that’ll happen.

the-regan-morris:

All I want is pizza why will no one deliver? It’s just some crazy weather. We’ve seen worse. It’s San Fran.

All the pizza places are closed I’ve already checked.